The Mozzie Tease Hammock
The Mozzie Tease Hammock
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Description
Description
Ditch the dirt, grab the air, and let the good times swing.
Summer is calling, you legend, and it’s screaming for you to get horizontal. Forget wrestling with tent poles in the dust or waking up with a rock in your back; The Mozzie Tease...Hammock is here to save your summer from mediocrity. Whether you’re disappearing into the bush for a weekend of glorious nothingness or just turning your backyard into a personal festival site, this bad boy is your ticket to instant freedom. It’s wild, it’s untamed, and it’s begging to be strung up between two gum trees while you crack a cold one.
This isn't just a bed; it’s a vibe upgrade. We’re talking about a floating palace of chill that screams "I’m here for a good time, not a long time" (but honestly, with this comfort, you’ll want to stay forever). The 70D nylon is tougher than a two-dollar steak but soft enough to cuddle up in when the sun dips. It’s spacious enough for you to sprawl out like a starfish, or for two of you to get cozy and cause a little lovable chaos.
Don’t let the playful attitude fool you—this hammock is a serious piece of kit dressed up in party clothes. It’s ready for road trips, random beach stops, and those "let's just drive until we run out of gas" adventures. It packs down smaller than your weekend beer stash, meaning you can chuck it in the back of the ute or strap it to your pack without breaking a sweat. It’s time to stop sleeping on the ground like a peasant and start swinging in the breeze like the royalty you are.
Features
Features
- Insect Protection (Mozzie Stopper): Let’s be real, nothing ruins a zen moment faster than a swarm of mozzies treating you like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Thanks to the 360° breathable mesh mosquito net, you’re in a fortress, mate. Laugh in the face of sandflies and sleep naked if you want to—the bugs can look, but they definitely can’t touch.
- Includes Sun/Rain Cover (The "She’ll Be Right" Tarp): Aussie weather is as bipolar as a hungry toddler. Blistering sun one minute, torrential downpour the next. The detachable tarp has got your back (literally). It’s your personal shade sail for roasting arvos and your dry haven when the sky opens up. Rain, hail, or shine, the party doesn't stop.
- Lightweight & Portable + Spacious Design: It’s lighter than a kookaburra on a diet and folds up tighter than your mate’s wallet when it’s his round. Perfect for camping, festivals, or passing out in the park. But unfold it? Bam. Massive. Plenty of room to stretch out solo or invite a "friend" in for a swing.
Specifications
Specifications
- Material: Heavy-duty 70D Nylon Fabric & Hexagonal Mesh (Tough as nails, soft as silk).
- Weight: Ultralight at just 1.04 kg (2.3 lb).
- Capacity: Rated to hold up to 200 kg (440 lbs) — ample support for you and a mate (or just you and a lot of snacks).
- Dimensions (Unfolded): 290 x 140 cm (114 x 55 inches) — serious lounging real estate.
- Packed Size: Compact 38 x 28 x 8 cm.
- In the Box: Hammock with integrated bug net, rain fly/tarp, tree straps, and carabiners. Everything you need to hang out.
